the signs as brazilian twitter phrases badly translated into english
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aries: you are so fake that you should be called fakian
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taurus: every day is a 7 against 1
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gemini: i don't have patience for who's starting
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cancer: another hard day for the zenemies
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leo: you shOULDN'T EVEN BE HERE, BEAUTIFUL
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virgo: ROSANA I'M SHAKING
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libra: I LOOK TO THE KEYBOARD AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY... JUST FEEL...
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scorpio: lost case, not even the devil wants it
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sagittarius: GIRLS ARE TOO++++ ANNOYING AFF BUT IT IS SO BEAUTIFUL THE FACE
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capricorn: i am busy doing a lot of nothings
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aquarius: riend this way i can't defend you
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pisces: looks like the game has turned, isn't it?
never arrange to meet someone from hell

straightboyfriend
they are probably satan or even worse, a gemini
The signs as family members
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Aries: The uncle who has gone through more than 4 cars in less than 6 years
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Taurus: The embarrassing, BBQ dad
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Gemini: The annoying aunt that's on all social media bUT is actually really famous and hot
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Cancer: The newborn baby that everyone wants to hold and take pictures of for Facebook
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Leo: The wine mom that knows everyone's side of the story when there is drama
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Virgo: The older sister that is hard headed and is really sweet in front of the family but is a huge bitch in front of their siblings
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Libra: The uncle that always wants to go to amusement parks with the kids
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Scorpio: The black sheep that can't go 3 weeks without fucking up
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Sagittarius: The loud mouth aunt who causes all the drama
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Capricorn: The older cousin who actually went to college that hates family functions because of the agony of listening to idiots
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Aquarius: The single aunt who is rich af but also believes in ghosts and conspiracy theories
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Pisces: The annoying little brother that eVERY adult loves but the kids know how annoying and stupid he is
this is a homestuck hate blog

tweeckos
homestuck is so stupid they dont fcking even have arms

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